Raccoon Recreational

I found this little place about 2 months ago and went back to have a closer look recently. The amount of coon poo here is staggering. I think every raccoon within a 10 k radius has come here to vacation, soak in the sun, snack on beans and carcass, and have a general chillaxing time.

Amenities of Raccoon Recreational (according to Triipyadvisor) include:

-Large enclosed yet open property, perfect for tracking, hunting and cornering small prey -Several aerated enclosures in which to poo, including several sinks, open boxes, and stairwells -Multiple mattresses for leisurely lounging, romantic interludes, and pooing -Cub friendly pebble beach (humans refer to this as a "driveway") just steps away from the buffet dump bin -Large orange bus perfect for those midnight trips to the loo on route to the main house -RV guest house complete with retro microwave, captains chair, and small kitchenette sink ergonomically positioned for pooing -Retro camper cabana to tuck into on windy/rainy days (note: tire obstacle course for the more adventurous critter) -Marshy cattail ditch entry designed for photo ops with the family and sunset fishing expeditions (boats available on site) -Adults only upper level (reading material provided) -Nightly excursions to the Smith's, Ferguson's, and McNeil's garbage cans -All rooms designed and maintained for maximum hazard to bipedal organisms