No Chance For Santa

I'm applying mustache wax and tweaking the greasy points as you type that.

Lol GS, you're grasping at straws now! Besides, that guy was probably born and raised in NF! I've noticed the level of porno "hardcore-ness" is directly proportional to one's proximity to...wait a sec...YOUR place!!

There's still hope... remember this place ;) ? http://www.ontarioabandonedplaces.com/upload/showpic.asp?id=124038

Looks like Niagara Falls has solidified it's place as Ontario's porn stash capital...

Love the description!